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TOTAL ABSORPTION - ACHIEVED




Thank You, Dear Leader -




57 STATES AND 1 MORE TO GO -




NEVER EXHALED - you be the judge




VLAD MAN VS. CHOOM-BOY -




PRIORITIES - One big party.. just like college and chooming. Inexcusable while the U.S. is under attack.




DEVOLUTION - Moving backwards, yet calling it forwards. Must be the result of too much choom.




Chooming -




OBAMA WINES - that he can't change Washington from inside. Reagan did not have that problem, nor did Bubba (where's my intern) Clinton!


TAGS: communita choomer
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - September 23, 2012, 2:42 pm
song - not a parody?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 11:43 am
Really? You're positive about that?
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 9:15 am
Its a parody to fit the song title. He outspent all others, hence the funny take on the son. Sometimes you are just too serious.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 1:53 am
Speaking of informed: Who spent 16 trillion? Did Obama do that all by himself?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:53 am
Talk about projection. LOL
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:50 am
LOL. try being informed instead of just opinionated!
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:46 am
TRANSLATION: I'm throwing a temper tantrum because a Christian liberal like Obama is beating the stuffing out of Mittens Rmoney. I don't like it that I'm losing! HEAD ABOUT TO XPLODE! WAAAAAAAAAH!
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:29 am
You spend 16 Trill, whaddya get, another day older and deeper in dept. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go, I owe my soul to Barack Hussein-O!!!


CHOOMER OF THE UNITED STATES - all 57 of them!


TAGS: choomer
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - December 17, 2013, 2:49 am
donuts, pizza whatever
JGalt - December 17, 2013, 2:48 am
choomer is the nickname his homeys gave him high school. Its street slang for smoking pot a lot. Hence all the donuts- munchies. plus the reference where he said he'd been to all 57 states... Get it now??
RonaldReagan - December 13, 2013, 11:16 am
Don't get it.


CHOOMING - The new term for O's failures... Like the green movement is chooming...




CHOOMUNITY ORGANIZERS - How's that hopey-changey thing workin for y'all?




CHOOMER OF THE UNITED STATES - Hint: we're not talking about the soft drink.


TAGS: choomer
Rating: 4.89/5

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ARE YOU BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE 4 YEARS AGO? - Say Nope to the Dope-smoker




JUST PUBLISHED - Reports are that the president misses almost 2 out of very 3 daily intelligence briefings. Wonder what he does in the 1 out of 3 he attends? Another case of empty chair at play.




I ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN REDISTRIBUTION -


TAGS: pass choom
Rating: 4.27/5

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JGalt - September 26, 2012, 11:30 pm
The mockery sound reminds you of a liberal- that's exactly how we have to deal with your ilk. Conversations are moot with libs.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:27 pm
*douche
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 3:26 pm
JGalt is trying be witty! AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA... Now THAT'S funny. X-D LMAO..Young, Padawan... if you want to be more like me, you must first learn to stop giving in to the d****-side-of-the-force. Now just drop Romney. You already SOUND like a liberal.
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 2:41 pm
translation: my daily kos mentors teach me to mock instead of discussing facts and concepts (kult of personality)
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 11:12 am
TRANSLATION: He's makes me upset but strangely inspires me at the same. Wish I could be as witty as him. Wait! I know! I will steal his style and imitate him! That way I can be as cool as him. Hope know no notices though...TYPE TYPE TYPE
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 9:13 am
Translation: blah blah blah blah blah facts are irrelevant, if I get louder, by typing in caps, it invalidates your point.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:55 am
TRANSLATION: I'm throwing a temper tantrum because a Christian liberal like Obama is beating the stuffing out of Mittens Rmoney. I don't like it that I'm losing! HEAD ABOUT TO XPLODE! WAAAAAAAAAH!
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:27 am
You spend 16 Trill, whaddya get, another day older and deeper in dept. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go, I owe my soul to Barack Hussein-O!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:28 pm
That he loved Marxist professors was just a typo I guess
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:25 pm
Best government help is to get out of our pockets, out bedrooms, and most importantly, out of our way.
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:24 pm
Any level of redistribution means stealing the product of one's innovation and labor and giving it to someone else. When the government is involved, they also keep a cut and employ twice as many as needed from that stolen amount.
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 1:12 pm
..got a sh**. How do we pool resources at the same time as we decentralize delivery systems in ways that both foster competition, can work in the marketplace, and can foster innovation at the local level and can be tailored to particular communities."
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 1:12 pm
Full quote: "I think the trick is figuring out how do we structure government systems that pool resources and hence facilitate some redistribution because I actually believe in redistribution, at least at a certain level to make sure that everybody’s...


CHOOMED - Benghazi? Oh yeah... Wow!! I got this call at 3 in the morning.. Say what? Duuude!




CHOOMING - Has consequences


TAGS: choomer
Rating: 3.67/5

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